25
Jul

VBS 2014

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“Are you allergic to anything?”

“Poison.”


“No, I think the water in my cup IS living water because it’s wiggly when I shake my hand all over.”


“Do you want red, blue, or yellow?”

“Red. Also yellow and blue.”


“I AM BEING QUIET!!!!”


“Ew. I farted.”


“So now we’re going to eat our yummy yogurt parfaits!”

“Um, excuse me, do you have any cheese puffs?”


“Mr. Matt is the guy who stands up and talks a whole lot.”


“Can I take my shoes off?”

“No, because the floor’s not clean.”

“But I’m going outside.”


“Someone stuffed the sinks in the men’s bathroom with paper towels.”


“It smells like fruit snacks and sweat.”


“I’m Saul of Taurus! I mean, Tarsus.”

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