— It takes me about 45 minutes to memorize a song well enough to sing it with occasional looks at a teleprompter. I’m not sure this knowledge will ever be useful to me again, but now I know.
— It’s a lot harder than it looks from the audience.
— Some people aren’t amused by jokes about jazz hands.
— Number of times I can patiently answer stupid or unnecessary questions before getting annoyed: 23
— Number of these questions I was asked: 87
People who should be allowed to sing “O Holy Night” in public:
–The Vienna Boys Choir
People who should not:
–Anyone who’s competed on American Idol
–Everyone else in the universe