a list for friday—thoughts upon cleaning out my closets

If you see me buying more gift wrap on December 26th, please stage an intervention.

When did I think I would have time to learn 30 yoga poses?

If you can’t remember who the person is, toss the birthday card she sent.

Why do I own all these cookbooks when my typical dinner is graham crackers and a cheese stick?

No one needs seven gray sweatshirts.

I should not have more boxes of Christmas decorations than I have …