repost: questions I wish had been asked during the presidential debate

I wrote this during the 2012 campaign season, but it still holds up, other than (happily) needing an update because we now have a female candidate. The VP debate is tonight – anybody have an in with CBS News???

What does your wife have to nag you about most often?

What is one television show you’re ashamed to admit you watch?

Describe your worst food poisoning experience.

Can you do anything about the “automatic” faucets in airport bathrooms?

Name one thing your opponent is seriously better at than you.

What’s your go-to karaoke song? Let’s hear it.

How much does a gallon of milk cost? A gallon of gas?

Please list all prescription and over the counter medications you take regularly.

Boxers or briefs?

What is the difference between “its” and “it’s”? As part of your explanation, please use each in a sentence.

How many times a week do you swear? What is your favorite word?

Please explain the infield fly rule.

We have a table and two chairs. Would you be willing to arm wrestle?

What would you do if you had a million dollars? Oh, wait………never mind.

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