–This flight is already ten minutes late.
–It’s not tornado season. That’s October. It’s like the hurricanes.
–Probiotics! I’m saying, they just make you so itchy.
–We should have taken off twenty minutes ago!
–I brought my own water. You can’t trust the water on these planes.
–You want to always get a flu shot. You don’t get a flu shot, you’re gonna cry.
–Solitaire is better with the sound turned way up. You need to hear the cards clicking.
–Are you KIDDING ME? They haven’t even closed the plane’s door yet.
–These bags of pretzels couldn’t get any smaller.
–Someone’s going to figure out his death was a set-up for life insurance. Sure they will. We figured it out.
–There’s no place to eat in Atlantic City. I mean, there’s that one place, but it’s completely dark inside.There could be dirt all over the floor, you don’t know.
–Goat cheese? I got nothing for goat cheese.
–We could have WALKED to Kansas by now.
–Maybe we can make up time in the air.