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I originally created this video last September when Miles turned 18, but only shared it via Facebook. Today it returns with the blog treatment because tomorrow Miles, unbelievably, graduates from high school!
My memories with Miles go back to 2010. He was a sweet, funny sixth grader who stood only 5′ tall and whose voice hadn’t changed. (Update: he’s now a giant.) Of course, Matt’s memories go back to 1998 when Miles was a sweet, squishy baby with the whole world ahead.
The whole world is still there, Miles, just waiting for you to make your mark. We love you and we’re proud of you.
My latest editorial in Christian Standard:
Gather any group of people over age 40 and you’ll hear frustration about how much time younger people spend on their phones. “I’m at a restaurant watching a couple,” a friend told me recently. “They are obviously on a date, and yet they are both staring at their phones instead of talking to each other.”
The friend texted me this information from her own phone.
It’s true that smartphone use is out of control for many of us. One …
Every month or so two of them appear on my doorstep, pamphlets in hand, asking for my time and suggesting I read articles with titles like “The Truth about Halloween.” Because the walk to my front door passes right by the dining room window, and because I spend much of my workday on the comfy red chair in front of that window, it’s easy for them to spot me inside. To avoid talking to them I’ve taken to scurrying …
1. Sometimes, in certain small circles, I get more attention because of my writing or some of the other work I do. Matt is very talented himself, but he never resents being “Jen’s husband.” He encourages me in every opportunity that comes and he makes a point of telling me he’s proud of me.
2. With a BA and two master’s degrees, Matt can hold his own talking to just about anyone. He has well-formed opinions on theology, politics, history, and social issues and can discuss them intelligently. Yet he is at …
Hi from Atlanta.
Hi from Denver.
Hi from Chicago.
Hi from Atlanta. Again.
Where the %#$@ do you hide the butter?
I can’t do a phone conference in the subway.
Part of my job is coordinating 14 people, none of whom speak English.
Please turn off the hot tub jets.
If you don’t take out the recycling I will punch you in the facehole.
Do u have 19 cents?
I can make you hot chocolate as bribery.
There is not an abundance of competence in this store.
Nina – turn off the hot tub!
It’s like there’s a demon on …
I am more fearful for the American church during Trump’s presidency than I ever was during Obama’s.
The American church panicked as Obama legalized gay marriage, which many evangelicals saw as a direct violation of the Christian scriptures and their own religious beliefs. Many Christians also took issue with Obama’s approach to health care, foreign policy, the environment, and federal spending.
Many Christians railed against these policies, maligned Obama, and feared for the future of the nation. However, many of them also grappled more deeply with their understanding of biblical sexuality, prayed more strongly for our …
Declare yourself at war with your local news station.
Talk to a lot of white men. Repeatedly blame one of your professional failures on “the illegals.”
Sit outside in the rain blessings from God.
Have a party for ten people. The next day, tell everyone there were at least fifty folks there.
Add razor wire to the fence around your back yard.
Act like you make 1/1000th of what you actually make. Call people in your actual income bracket “elitist.”
Insult and interrupt everyone you know. Later, criticize them for not liking you.
Celebrate the complete eradication of ISIS from the face of the earth.
Buy American. Realize that leaves very little to …
A wife of noble character who can find?
She is worth far more than mutual funds.
Her husband has full confidence in her
and has no idea how they would manage if she didn’t work.
She brings him good, and brings in the groceries,
all the days of her life.
She selects only the best box mixes
and frosts the cookies for the school bake sale by HAND.
She gets up while it is still night
and puts a chicken into the crockpot
and kibble in the dog bowl.
She considers a URL and buys it;
out of her earnings she starts …
Do you ever have to make the same goal several years in a row because you don’t make much progress on it, and because the circus of websites on your screen and worries on your mind seem to multiply each year, and because the entire Western world seems determined to destroy your every attempt at focus and concentration?
No? Oh. Ok. Never mind.