Every month or so two of them appear on my doorstep, pamphlets in hand, asking for my time and suggesting I read articles with titles like “The Truth about Halloween.” Because the walk to my front door passes right by the dining room window, and because I spend much of my workday on the comfy red chair in front of that window, it’s easy for them to spot me inside. To avoid talking to them I’ve taken to scurrying …
1. Sometimes, in certain small circles, I get more attention because of my writing or some of the other work I do. Matt is very talented himself, but he never resents being “Jen’s husband.” He encourages me in every opportunity that comes and he makes a point of telling me he’s proud of me.
2. With a BA and two master’s degrees, Matt can hold his own talking to just about anyone. He has well-formed opinions on theology, politics, history, and social issues and can discuss them intelligently. Yet he is at …
Hi from Atlanta.
Hi from Denver.
Hi from Chicago.
Hi from Atlanta. Again.
Where the %#$@ do you hide the butter?
I can’t do a phone conference in the subway.
Part of my job is coordinating 14 people, none of whom speak English.
Please turn off the hot tub jets.
If you don’t take out the recycling I will punch you in the facehole.
Do u have 19 cents?
I can make you hot chocolate as bribery.
There is not an abundance of competence in this store.
Nina – turn off the hot tub!
It’s like there’s a demon on …
I am more fearful for the American church during Trump’s presidency than I ever was during Obama’s.
The American church panicked as Obama legalized gay marriage, which many evangelicals saw as a direct violation of the Christian scriptures and their own religious beliefs. Many Christians also took issue with Obama’s approach to health care, foreign policy, the environment, and federal spending.
Many Christians railed against these policies, maligned Obama, and feared for the future of the nation. However, many of them also grappled more deeply with their understanding of biblical sexuality, prayed more strongly for our …
Declare yourself at war with your local news station.
Talk to a lot of white men. Repeatedly blame one of your professional failures on “the illegals.”
Sit outside in the rain blessings from God.
Have a party for ten people. The next day, tell everyone there were at least fifty folks there.
Add razor wire to the fence around your back yard.
Act like you make 1/1000th of what you actually make. Call people in your actual income bracket “elitist.”
Insult and interrupt everyone you know. Later, criticize them for not liking you.
Celebrate the complete eradication of ISIS from the face of the earth.
Buy American. Realize that leaves very little to …
A wife of noble character who can find?
She is worth far more than mutual funds.
Her husband has full confidence in her
and has no idea how they would manage if she didn’t work.
She brings him good, and brings in the groceries,
all the days of her life.
She selects only the best box mixes
and frosts the cookies for the school bake sale by HAND.
She gets up while it is still night
and puts a chicken into the crockpot
and kibble in the dog bowl.
She considers a URL and buys it;
out of her earnings she starts …
Do you ever have to make the same goal several years in a row because you don’t make much progress on it, and because the circus of websites on your screen and worries on your mind seem to multiply each year, and because the entire Western world seems determined to destroy your every attempt at focus and concentration?
No? Oh. Ok. Never mind.
I write a lot of small group Bible study curriculum, and in the process I work with many different churches, different pastors, and different perspectives. One of my favorite clients is a preacher in Atlanta who leans toward the “spirit-filled” side of the spectrum and often talks to his congregation about God’s favor. He encourages his church members to pray for God’s favor in their families, their business dealings, and their health.
Sometimes I question the theology of those prayers. Sometimes I question whether I am brave enough to pray …
I love to anticipate things.
I told Matt early on in our relationship that I always need something to look forward to. This doesn’t have to be a spendy vacation or a big event – right now I’m excited for my first listen of Christy Nockels’ new Christmas album and having some good Mexican food for lunch – but I’ve learned that I enjoy life more if it’s filled with a series of small pleasures. In fact, the small ones are often better, because the big moments in life usually turn out differently than we expected.
Six weeks ago Matt and I won a three-year custody battle for Miles …
I have been a Christian for 28 years, and I have not led anyone to Christ.
It is painful to admit that. There were no “prodigal years” in my youth when I got off track with my faith. I never left the church, and my good friends who aren’t Christians know that I am. But I have never brought anyone into a relationship with Jesus. I don’t like that, but it’s true.
When I talked to Jeff Vines about OneLife, an initiative that challenges every person to bring someone to Christ …