When did I think I would have time to learn 30 yoga poses?
If you can’t remember who the person is, toss the birthday card she sent.
Why do I own all these cookbooks when my typical dinner is graham crackers and a cheese stick?
No one needs seven gray sweatshirts.
I should not have more boxes of Christmas decorations than I have rooms in my house.
On a scale of 1-10, how ironic is it that “The Simple Living Guide” just fell on my head?
It’s time to get rid of the prom dresses. If I ever find myself attending another prom, I have bigger problems than what to wear.
I own 1200 copies of Martha Stewart Living magazine and still can’t fold a fitted sheet.
I used to fit in that??
Wonder what would happen if I just lit a match…….